Tuesday, July 21, 2009

I AM THE MOST PITIFUL KITTY ON THE PLANET!

You certainly sound like it.

Well I am.

Why don't you come over here and be with me?

Because I am just soooooooo sad and pitiful. I must stand outside your bedroom door and cry pitifully.

Suit yourself.

I AM THE MOST PITIFUL KITTY ON THE PLANET! HEAR MY WOE!

Sweetie Pie, the whole world hears your woe.

They do?

Yes.

Good.

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