Arnold Poohlet-kitty

Arnold-merp-up-noise.
"beep-beep-beep" as Arnold walks over the controls on the stove.
Arnold merp-up-noise (onto the fridge)
Arnold merp-up noise (onto the top of the cabinets)

casually stroll over the look out the window.

Arnold. What are you doing?
Oh nothing.
I saw you jump up there!
Well, I'm just looking out the window.
Well, I really don't want you up there.
Really.
Hey, maybe I can walk across the top of the window here and see what's over there.
Arnold, please don't.
Really?
No. That's not for poohlet kitties.
No?
No. Please come over here (tap tap tap on top of the fridge)
Hmph.
Arnold merp-down-noise onto the fridge.
Arnold merp-down noise onto the floor.

Casually saunter into the fliving room and leap up onto the trench.

Just another day in kitty-land...

Audrey Poohlet-kitty

Oh she's so cute!

Mom?
Yes.
Pooh me.
I just got out of the shower! I need to get myself dressed.
I know... but don't I look so cute here on your bed? All rolled over? with my head just so and looking at you sweetly?
Yes, you do. Oh ok, let me get the brush.
Aaaaahhhh. That's very nice. Please brush my pook.
Sure.
But don't brush my crotch!
Sorry!
Here... brush my ears... and the top of my head... aaaaahhhhh. purr purr purr.
OK, kiddo, I have to get moving.
Really?
Yes.
Even though I look soooooo cute?
Yes.
Well, all right, I'll let you go if you turn on the water in the sink for me.
Deal.