Mom!

Yes?
What are you doing now? Can I help?
I'm typing into the kitty blog. Smooshing your butt into my face isn't actually helping.
Well, then, let's go downstairs and watch tv together!
Let me just finish this blog entry.
Hmmmmph. Then I'll go sit over here on the table and maybe stand on the railing and make you nervous.
Foof!
Yes?
Don't do that please.
No?
No.
Oh all right. But are you ready to go downstairs yet and be with me and pooh me sweetly?
Ok, let's go! (but I have to go wee first.)

"Mer!"

I got an earful after you guys left!

Mer mer mer! Merp Merp mer merp
I know, I miss them too.
I don't know what to do with myself. Maybe I should jump up on the kitchen chair? Nope. What are you doing?
I'm making some dinner for myself.
Not for me?
No.
Can I join you while you eat?
Sure.
{purr purr purr}
I'm going upstairs now. Want to come with?
Maybe. Why don't you carry me upstairs then I'll decide.
Don't forget about me!
We won't forget about you, Arnold! Come upstairs with us!

Ah! purr purr purr.
[telephone rings]
Gaaaack!
Oh Foof, it's just the telephone.

But, when I got back upstairs, no one was interested in parking with me anymore.