What is that SMELL?!?!?

Audrey-kitty just didn't smell good today. She parked on me, near me... whatever... I kept getting a faint whiff of... I don't know how to describe it... poop.

I even flipped her upside down and tried to check her butt... nothing.

FINALLY, she went to park in her box while I was on the computer and I was able to hold her down and check more thoroughly. Yep. There it was. Fossilized poop firmly entangled in her posterior hair. Tried to pull it out with just kleenex. No can do.

So, holding poor Audrey-kitty upside down, we went downstairs to the kitchen and got some scissors and cut out the offending mess. She was quite angry with me for about 5 minutes, but now she's parked on my lap again while I'm on the computer.

And she definitely smells better.