Honestly, I must have the stupidest cats on the planet.

No, really.

Arnold was on the bathtub so I took Audrey in my arms and brought her over, butt first, to Arnold. He sniffed her tail, then her butt, then groomed her tail.

Then he jumped down and walked over to the bathroom door to see if that awful kitty was looking at him from my bedroom door. She wasn't.

I put Audrey down on the bathroom floor. Arnold turned around, took one look at her... and growled.

What is UP with these kitties???

It's too early Merp!

"MOWP!"

Aaaack! Eeeeck!

Hey, you scared me!

Well, you were right in my face! You scared me first!

Don't scare me like that again.

What time is it anyway? Gaaak, Foof, it's only 4:00! It's way too early! Go find something else to do!

(pause)

Maowp!

Aaaaak!

You scared me again!

I told you not to do that right in my face! Foof! It's only 4:15! I AM NOT GETTING UP! LEAVE ME ALONE.

Humph.

He likes it!

Arnold likes the new canned food! I mixed it with a little bit of the old favorite - purple marinated morsels - and his regular dry food and he ate it all.

Go Arnold!