"Mom?"

Yes?
I am feeling out of sorts but I don't know what I need.
Do you need to be held, Little Poohlet Kitty?
No.
Do you need to be poohed?
Hmmmm.... no. Try brushing me.
Sure. How's this?
{purr purr purr} this is nice. Mom! I TOLD you not to brush my crotch!
I know! Sorry! I didn't realize I was so close.
Well you were.
How can I make it up to you?
Brush my head... right here by my ears.... just a little lower... yes, that's it.
Mom?
Yes Arnold?
What about me?
Do you need to be held?
No.
Do you need to be poohed? Hmmm... no.
Do you need to be brushed? Hmmmm... guess not.
Guess you just want to be recognized.
You got that right.

Love you little kitties.