A Conversation with Foof

Mom!?!
Yes?
Here I am! Ready for Salon De Mom!
Ok. Give me a minute to get organized after getting out of the shower.
Why?!
Because I'm not going to do Salon De Mom dripping wet.
Why?!
Because I'm just not.
I'm ready!
Just a minute!
I'm ready now!
Just a minute! OK. There. Here's the comb. How's this?
*purr purr purr* Mom! I told you never to brush my tail!
Sorry! How's this?
*purr purr purr* Now let me have the comb
No, only I get the comb. I can't comb you if you keep fighting for the comb.
OK. Now do this side... *purr purr purr* Now do this side *purr purr*
How's this?
Mmmmm. This is good. *purr purr purr* Ok! I'm done!
You're welcome.