"Mom?"

"Yes?"
"Where are you?"
"I'm upstairs."
"Why aren't you here downstairs?"
"Because I'm upstairs getting ready for bed."
"Well why aren't you here downstairs with me?"
"You can come upstairs if you want."
Merrrrrr-p

"Mom?"
"Yes?"
"Now what can I do? I'm BORED."
"Hmmmm....."
"I guess I'll just jump into this laundrey basket and look cute for a little bit."
"You DO look cute in there."
"I know. And now I'm going to groom my paw. I'm done with you now."

ooo