After the Shower

I finished my shower and opened the door and in marched Audrey.

"Mom!"
"Yes?"
"Our food dishes are missing! And we're hungry! Where did they go?"
"I took them away because they were attracting ants."
"Well, we're hungry and we want them back."
"I can't... they attract the ants."
"We're hungry and they need to come back."
"I'm sorry."
"So, what are you going to do about that?"
"There's nothing I can do. You'll be ok."
"Maybe I'll be ok if you pick me up."
"Ok. I'll pick you up and park you. There. Is that better?"
"I said maybe I'd feel better... What kind of body soap did you use in your shower? You don't smell right. Let me groom your hand... there... that's much better. Hey! Move your hand! I can't groom my paw with you in the way!"

"Mom?"
"Yes, Arnold?"
"Where are you? What are you guys doing?"
" I'M parking with mom! It's not your turn yet!"
"oh. ok. I'll go play with the polka-spotted suitcase."

"Ok, mom. You can put me down on the edge of the bathtub. I TOLD YOU! --- don't WATCH me when I'm playing with the water!"

"I'm going to dry my hair then."

Love those kitties!

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